The Universe Solved, - A Meeting of Minds

mawra · Oct 14 2009, 09:00 AM

The Universe Solved, Part 1...

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like... night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

jube · Oct 14 2009, 09:02 AM

Love it all!

Kater · Oct 17 2009, 09:32 AM

LOL Maw!! I love it!! Especially like #7!!

Oct 14 2009, 09:00 AM	#1
mawra Dolphin Friend Craftmaster Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: CONCORD VA Fan of: PERN Now Reading: Dolphins of Pern and Queens ow	The Universe Solved, The Universe Solved, Part 1... 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like... night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. __________________ MEDDLE NOT IN THE AFAIRS OF DRAGONS, FOR YOU ARE CRUNCHY & GOOD WITH CHOCOLATE SO MANY BOOKS SO LITTLE TIME DRIVING SMART KEEPS YOU ALIVE

Oct 14 2009, 09:02 AM	#2
jube Dolphineer Journeywoman Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Australia Fan of: Dragons of Pern Now Reading: Puzzles and my thesaurus!	Re: The Universe Solved, Love it all! __________________ Dolphineer Journeywoman and part-time researcher.... Find me on ebay..... Here'tis!

Oct 17 2009, 09:32 AM	#3
Kater Menetteth's Rider Weyrling Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Over the Rainbow Fan of: Pern, Tower, and Pegasus Now Reading: Watchers by Dean Koontz	Re: The Universe Solved, LOL Maw!! I love it!! Especially like #7!! __________________ Everything I know I learned from Piglet, Eponine and Nimby Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

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