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Old Dec 29 2011, 04:31 AM   #41
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... out tumbles a multi-buy pack of Bounty Bars.

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Old Dec 29 2011, 08:39 AM   #42
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out slides five gold fish.

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Old Dec 29 2011, 09:28 AM   #43
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Old Dec 29 2011, 01:07 PM   #44
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you get 11 expeird cans of tomato paste



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Old Dec 29 2011, 03:11 PM   #45
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Old Dec 29 2011, 10:38 PM   #46
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*Vending Machine makes a rumbling sound and shakes violently* Door swings open and out steps Judge Dredd to arrest you.


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Old Dec 30 2011, 09:40 AM   #47
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The vending machine transforms into a decepticon, steals the rest of your energon cubes and flies away. A truck pulls up after a few minutes and installs another vending machine.

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Old Dec 30 2011, 12:11 PM   #48
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You get half a ham sandwich (no mayo.)

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Old Dec 30 2011, 02:54 PM   #49
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Old Dec 30 2011, 08:50 PM   #50
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You get a pair of Steel Capped Boots


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Old Dec 30 2011, 08:57 PM   #51
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You receive a plate of gagh, still squirming!

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Old Jan 3 2012, 08:11 AM   #52
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... out falls a half-eaten Big-mac combo meal!

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Old Jan 3 2012, 01:04 PM   #53
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Old Jan 3 2012, 06:05 PM   #54
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Old Jan 3 2012, 07:04 PM   #55
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you got a watch without the batteries.



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Old Jan 3 2012, 07:19 PM   #56
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Out comes Mr Potatohead leading a Potato Army in full Spartan Armour (And I don't mean those silly Loincloths from the movie 300)



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Old Jan 4 2012, 02:36 PM   #57
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... which results in opening up a whole new section of machine: one that dispenses stenches! (Phee-u!)

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Old Jan 4 2012, 07:04 PM   #58
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you got a goat



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Old Jan 4 2012, 11:29 PM   #59
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Old Jan 5 2012, 10:29 AM   #60
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Old Jan 5 2012, 01:16 PM   #61
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Old Jan 5 2012, 05:29 PM   #63
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Out flies Powdered Toast Man



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Old Jan 5 2012, 09:11 PM   #64
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The machine makes a horrible clunking noise and then says in a cold, metallic voice-



"You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile"



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Old Jan 6 2012, 06:49 PM   #65
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Out comes a batch of small ones

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Old Jan 6 2012, 07:03 PM   #66
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Out comes a tray of 20 Bubbly Pies


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Old Jan 6 2012, 08:04 PM   #67
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Old Jan 6 2012, 08:32 PM   #68
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A pan of baklava pops out.


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Old Jan 9 2012, 06:32 AM   #69
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out comes a velvet doublet.

Inserts a handful of fairy gold ...
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Old Jan 9 2012, 07:11 PM   #70
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Out pops a very angry Fairy demanding to know where you got it or she'll turn you into a Lizard.


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Old Jan 9 2012, 07:20 PM   #71
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Old Jan 10 2012, 04:42 AM   #72
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... out comes a very bad pirate copy of The Emperor's New Groove.

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...out slides an old green fungus covered pad of paper.

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Old Jan 11 2012, 05:01 AM   #74
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... out drops a polythene bag full of toe-fluff!

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Old Jan 11 2012, 06:15 PM   #76
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Old Jan 12 2012, 01:15 AM   #78
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