Game: The Universal Vending Machine - Page 4 - A Meeting of Minds

GinnyStar · Feb 2 2012, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P'ter

... out falls a copy of the Etymilogicon.

Inserts a shoe lace ...

out come one shoe

Inserts another shoe lace

P'ter · Feb 3 2012, 04:55 AM

... out comes another shoe. Unfortunately it's the same foot as the other one (you really should have inserted a left-foot shoe lace).

Inserts a 4 terabyte memory stick ...

Daccio · Feb 3 2012, 06:52 AM

Out comes 4 Slim Jims.

* Inserts a few toenail clippings...

Kugai · Feb 3 2012, 09:12 PM

Out comes a Podiatrist wielding a pair of Hedge Clippers

*Inserts Eggs, Flour, Milk and Butter*

P'ter · Feb 6 2012, 05:27 AM

... Out comes a sponge cake (unfortunately, the machine got the oven temperature wrong and the cake is only suitable for use as a frisbee).

Inserts an empty waffle cone ...

Kugai · Feb 6 2012, 07:31 PM

Out comes the Doomsday Machine from Star Trek - and it's hungry

*Inserts a picture of Orson Wells*

Daccio · Feb 7 2012, 06:42 AM

Out flies a saucer of milk.

* Inserts a linty cough drop...

P'ter · Feb 8 2012, 05:28 AM

... the machine lets fly with a resounding tickly cough.

Inserts a picture of Anne McCaffrey ...

Kugai · Feb 8 2012, 04:57 PM

Out step four very large Mrdini

*Inserts an Unobtainium rod*

**Cheryl** · Feb 9 2012, 11:01 AM

Nothing comes out for Kugai, his rod has simply been unobtained.

P'ter's Mrdini came out holding a complete set of signed first editions.

*inserts some plastic zoo animals my toddler left on my desk*

Lethy · Feb 9 2012, 11:36 AM

Out comes a box of Animal Crackers

*inserts The Doctor's sonic screwdriver*

L'isa · Feb 9 2012, 03:50 PM

Out pops the Doctor, grabs up the sonic screwdriver and sighs,"I have been wondering where you were"

Puts in an old pair of tap shoes.

jube · Feb 9 2012, 07:24 PM

Out pops a set of tappers.

In goes a surf rod.

Kugai · Feb 9 2012, 09:51 PM

Out comes King Kamehameha riding a longboard

*Inserts 20 Adamantium Ingots*

L'isa · Feb 10 2012, 02:14 PM

Out comes several shiny new blades for Wolverine.

puts in a key to the tardis

Daccio · Feb 10 2012, 02:56 PM

Out comes a bag of jelly babies.

* puts in a dirty pie plate...

Kugai · Feb 10 2012, 08:56 PM

Out comes a flight of Frizbies

*Inserts an Altairian Dollar*

jube · Feb 11 2012, 12:52 AM

Out comes no sense at all.

In goes the mind boggling scenario.

Kugai · Feb 11 2012, 01:44 AM

Out comes Michael Bey

*Inserts a Bat'leth*

Lethy · Feb 14 2012, 03:58 PM

Out comes Worf, taking the Bat'leth with him.

*inserts a Vulcan lyrette *

L'isa · Feb 14 2012, 04:47 PM

Out dances 10 young people all dressed in neon and tie-dyed clothes.

puts in a dime.

Kugai · Feb 14 2012, 10:24 PM

Robot arms come out and shine your shoes.

*Inserts a Skyrocket*

L'isa · Feb 16 2012, 02:41 PM

Out came a myriad of twinkling sparks! Watch out before they catch fire.

Inserts a lump of clay.

P'ter · Feb 17 2012, 05:07 AM

God's arm reaches out and thumps you accompanied by the words "I've already made one partner!"

Unfortunately, God's arm melts the machine so I've had to phone for a replacement.

P'ter · Feb 17 2012, 05:08 AM

Quick delivery!

Inserts a silver denarius ...

L'isa · Feb 17 2012, 11:32 AM

Out marches a Centurian.

puts in a spear from the Centurian.

Kugai · Feb 17 2012, 06:25 PM

Out steps a very annoyed looking Hannibal of Carthage.

*Inserts a Greek Shield*

Lethy · Feb 28 2012, 11:51 AM

The machine clanks a bit and then... nothing comes out. You shake it and kick it, but a warning buzz sounds and lights begin to flash. A truck pulls up suddenly and a man gets out. He pushes you out of the way and hits a reset button. He wipes his forehead and giving you a look, dashes back to his truck and drives off.

ahem..

*inserts 12 cents*

Daccio · Feb 28 2012, 12:07 PM

You get six pieces of advice.

* Inserts a piece of bailing wire.

(sorry I was gone. Had to have surgery.)

Kugai · Feb 28 2012, 08:09 PM

Out rolls a giant round Haybale

*Inserts a Gold Record*

(Hope it went well Daccio)

Daccio · Feb 28 2012, 08:39 PM

Out comes Momma Cass polishing off your plate of spaghetti.

* Inserts pill bottle cap...

(recovery's going well so far.)

L'isa · Feb 29 2012, 10:34 AM

out pops a variety of blue, yellow and pink candy drops

puts in a silver spoon.

Kugai · Feb 29 2012, 05:36 PM

Out comes Richie Rich

*Inserts a model Corsair Fighter*

(Good to hear

)

Dragon Fan · Mar 2 2012, 10:10 PM

Out slides a signed pic of Robert Conrad as "Pappy" Boyington.

Inserts a Bright new shiny penny.

P'ter · Mar 3 2012, 09:55 AM

... out comes a bright new shiney policeman.

Inserts an antique Congolese war club ...

Kugai · Mar 3 2012, 09:49 PM

Out steps the King of Belgium rubbing his head, looking annoyed - And carrying the club.

*Inserts a map of Sparta*

L'isa · Mar 5 2012, 02:31 PM

Out runs a Gladiator. Hey, is that Russell Crowe???

puts in some rocks from my backyard garden.

Kugai · Mar 8 2012, 06:32 PM

Out comes a Rockbiter hungry for more.

*Inserts a Silver Bullet*

Daccio · Mar 24 2012, 01:01 PM

Out comes the Lone Ranger's horse.

* Inserts two aspirins...

(Just can't let this die)

Rianne · Mar 24 2012, 03:39 PM

I come out, grab the aspirin, and crawl back inside muttering about headaches.

*inserts some Tamarind http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamarind seeds*

Feb 3 2012, 04:55 AM	#122
P'ter Crafter Craftmaster Join Date: May 2006 Location: Wolverhampton Gender: M Fan of: Favorite? Now Reading: avidly	Re: The Universal Vending Machine ... out comes another shoe. Unfortunately it's the same foot as the other one (you really should have inserted a left-foot shoe lace). Inserts a 4 terabyte memory stick ... __________________ "Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar)

Feb 3 2012, 06:52 AM	#123
Daccio Crafter Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Gender: M Fan of: All the Weyrs of Pern Now Reading: The Two Georges	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out comes 4 Slim Jims. * Inserts a few toenail clippings... __________________ (Semi unorganized) Playlists of Real World Harper Songs on YouTube (Nascent) Wiki for Real World Harper Songs Glimpses of Pern books in Esperanto.

Feb 3 2012, 09:12 PM	#124
Kugai Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Wellington NEW ZEALAND Gender: M Fan of: Tower and Hive Series Now Reading: Whatever takes my fancy at the moment	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out comes a Podiatrist wielding a pair of Hedge Clippers Inserts Eggs, Flour, Milk and Butter __________________ JAMES THE You can never have too much Coffee FanFic Original Homepage FreeBabylon5 FreeBabylon5 Website

Feb 6 2012, 05:27 AM	#125
P'ter Crafter Craftmaster Join Date: May 2006 Location: Wolverhampton Gender: M Fan of: Favorite? Now Reading: avidly	Re: The Universal Vending Machine ... Out comes a sponge cake (unfortunately, the machine got the oven temperature wrong and the cake is only suitable for use as a frisbee). Inserts an empty waffle cone ... __________________ "Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar)

Feb 6 2012, 07:31 PM	#126
Kugai Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Wellington NEW ZEALAND Gender: M Fan of: Tower and Hive Series Now Reading: Whatever takes my fancy at the moment	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out comes the Doomsday Machine from Star Trek - and it's hungry Inserts a picture of Orson Wells __________________ JAMES THE You can never have too much Coffee FanFic Original Homepage FreeBabylon5 FreeBabylon5 Website

Feb 7 2012, 06:42 AM	#127
Daccio Crafter Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Gender: M Fan of: All the Weyrs of Pern Now Reading: The Two Georges	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out flies a saucer of milk. * Inserts a linty cough drop... __________________ (Semi unorganized) Playlists of Real World Harper Songs on YouTube (Nascent) Wiki for Real World Harper Songs Glimpses of Pern books in Esperanto.

Feb 8 2012, 05:28 AM	#128
P'ter Crafter Craftmaster Join Date: May 2006 Location: Wolverhampton Gender: M Fan of: Favorite? Now Reading: avidly	Re: The Universal Vending Machine ... the machine lets fly with a resounding tickly cough. Inserts a picture of Anne McCaffrey ... __________________ "Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar)

Feb 8 2012, 04:57 PM	#129
Kugai Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Wellington NEW ZEALAND Gender: M Fan of: Tower and Hive Series Now Reading: Whatever takes my fancy at the moment	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out step four very large Mrdini Inserts an Unobtainium rod __________________ JAMES THE You can never have too much Coffee FanFic Original Homepage FreeBabylon5 FreeBabylon5 Website

Feb 9 2012, 11:01 AM	#130
Cheryl Master Archivist Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Maryland, USA Gender: F Fan of: Pern! Now Reading: Paladin of Souls (Bujold)	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Nothing comes out for Kugai, his rod has simply been unobtained. P'ter's Mrdini came out holding a complete set of signed first editions. inserts some plastic zoo animals my toddler left on my desk __________________ Visit one of the other sites of Cheryl's Anne McCaffrey Triad: Sariel's Guide to Pern: a detailed guide to the series The Many Works of Anne McCaffrey: largest fan site about Anne and ALL of her works McCaffrey Quest: annual trivia contest.

Feb 9 2012, 11:36 AM	#131
Lethy Junior Member Loo Cow Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Snape's private lab.. wink Gender: F Fan of: I have to pick??? :-D Now Reading: The Reluctant Vampire	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out comes a box of Animal Crackers inserts The Doctor's sonic screwdriver

Feb 9 2012, 03:50 PM	#132
L'isa Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Paradise Gender: F Fan of: Dragonflight Now Reading: Xenocide	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out pops the Doctor, grabs up the sonic screwdriver and sighs,"I have been wondering where you were" Puts in an old pair of tap shoes. __________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Feb 9 2012, 07:24 PM	#133
jube Dolphineer Journeywoman Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Australia Gender: F Fan of: Dragons of Pern Now Reading: Puzzles and my thesaurus!	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out pops a set of tappers. In goes a surf rod. __________________ Dolphineer Journeywoman and part-time researcher.... Find me on ebay..... Here'tis!

Feb 9 2012, 09:51 PM	#134
Kugai Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Wellington NEW ZEALAND Gender: M Fan of: Tower and Hive Series Now Reading: Whatever takes my fancy at the moment	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out comes King Kamehameha riding a longboard Inserts 20 Adamantium Ingots __________________ JAMES THE You can never have too much Coffee FanFic Original Homepage FreeBabylon5 FreeBabylon5 Website

Feb 10 2012, 02:14 PM	#135
L'isa Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Paradise Gender: F Fan of: Dragonflight Now Reading: Xenocide	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out comes several shiny new blades for Wolverine. puts in a key to the tardis __________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Feb 10 2012, 02:56 PM	#136
Daccio Crafter Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Gender: M Fan of: All the Weyrs of Pern Now Reading: The Two Georges	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out comes a bag of jelly babies. * puts in a dirty pie plate... __________________ (Semi unorganized) Playlists of Real World Harper Songs on YouTube (Nascent) Wiki for Real World Harper Songs Glimpses of Pern books in Esperanto.

Feb 10 2012, 08:56 PM	#137
Kugai Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Wellington NEW ZEALAND Gender: M Fan of: Tower and Hive Series Now Reading: Whatever takes my fancy at the moment	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out comes a flight of Frizbies Inserts an Altairian Dollar __________________ JAMES THE You can never have too much Coffee FanFic Original Homepage FreeBabylon5 FreeBabylon5 Website

Feb 11 2012, 12:52 AM	#138
jube Dolphineer Journeywoman Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Australia Gender: F Fan of: Dragons of Pern Now Reading: Puzzles and my thesaurus!	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out comes no sense at all. In goes the mind boggling scenario. __________________ Dolphineer Journeywoman and part-time researcher.... Find me on ebay..... Here'tis!

Feb 11 2012, 01:44 AM	#139
Kugai Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Wellington NEW ZEALAND Gender: M Fan of: Tower and Hive Series Now Reading: Whatever takes my fancy at the moment	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out comes Michael Bey Inserts a Bat'leth __________________ JAMES THE You can never have too much Coffee FanFic Original Homepage FreeBabylon5 FreeBabylon5 Website

Feb 14 2012, 03:58 PM	#140
Lethy Junior Member Loo Cow Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Snape's private lab.. wink Gender: F Fan of: I have to pick??? :-D Now Reading: The Reluctant Vampire	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out comes Worf, taking the Bat'leth with him. inserts a Vulcan lyrette

Feb 14 2012, 04:47 PM	#141
L'isa Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Paradise Gender: F Fan of: Dragonflight Now Reading: Xenocide	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out dances 10 young people all dressed in neon and tie-dyed clothes. puts in a dime. __________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Feb 14 2012, 10:24 PM	#142
Kugai Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Wellington NEW ZEALAND Gender: M Fan of: Tower and Hive Series Now Reading: Whatever takes my fancy at the moment	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Robot arms come out and shine your shoes. Inserts a Skyrocket __________________ JAMES THE You can never have too much Coffee FanFic Original Homepage FreeBabylon5 FreeBabylon5 Website

Feb 16 2012, 02:41 PM	#143
L'isa Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Paradise Gender: F Fan of: Dragonflight Now Reading: Xenocide	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out came a myriad of twinkling sparks! Watch out before they catch fire. Inserts a lump of clay. __________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Feb 17 2012, 05:07 AM	#144
P'ter Crafter Craftmaster Join Date: May 2006 Location: Wolverhampton Gender: M Fan of: Favorite? Now Reading: avidly	Re: The Universal Vending Machine God's arm reaches out and thumps you accompanied by the words "I've already made one partner!" Unfortunately, God's arm melts the machine so I've had to phone for a replacement. __________________ "Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar)

Feb 17 2012, 05:08 AM	#145
P'ter Crafter Craftmaster Join Date: May 2006 Location: Wolverhampton Gender: M Fan of: Favorite? Now Reading: avidly	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Quick delivery! Inserts a silver denarius ... __________________ "Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar)

Feb 17 2012, 11:32 AM	#146
L'isa Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Paradise Gender: F Fan of: Dragonflight Now Reading: Xenocide	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out marches a Centurian. puts in a spear from the Centurian. __________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Feb 17 2012, 06:25 PM	#147
Kugai Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Wellington NEW ZEALAND Gender: M Fan of: Tower and Hive Series Now Reading: Whatever takes my fancy at the moment	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out steps a very annoyed looking Hannibal of Carthage. Inserts a Greek Shield __________________ JAMES THE You can never have too much Coffee FanFic Original Homepage FreeBabylon5 FreeBabylon5 Website

Feb 28 2012, 11:51 AM	#148
Lethy Junior Member Loo Cow Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Snape's private lab.. wink Gender: F Fan of: I have to pick??? :-D Now Reading: The Reluctant Vampire	Re: The Universal Vending Machine The machine clanks a bit and then... nothing comes out. You shake it and kick it, but a warning buzz sounds and lights begin to flash. A truck pulls up suddenly and a man gets out. He pushes you out of the way and hits a reset button. He wipes his forehead and giving you a look, dashes back to his truck and drives off. ahem.. inserts 12 cents

Feb 28 2012, 12:07 PM	#149
Daccio Crafter Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Gender: M Fan of: All the Weyrs of Pern Now Reading: The Two Georges	Re: The Universal Vending Machine You get six pieces of advice. * Inserts a piece of bailing wire. (sorry I was gone. Had to have surgery.) __________________ (Semi unorganized) Playlists of Real World Harper Songs on YouTube (Nascent) Wiki for Real World Harper Songs Glimpses of Pern books in Esperanto.

Feb 28 2012, 08:09 PM	#150
Kugai Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Wellington NEW ZEALAND Gender: M Fan of: Tower and Hive Series Now Reading: Whatever takes my fancy at the moment	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out rolls a giant round Haybale Inserts a Gold Record (Hope it went well Daccio) __________________ JAMES THE You can never have too much Coffee FanFic Original Homepage FreeBabylon5 FreeBabylon5 Website

Feb 28 2012, 08:39 PM	#151
Daccio Crafter Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Gender: M Fan of: All the Weyrs of Pern Now Reading: The Two Georges	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out comes Momma Cass polishing off your plate of spaghetti. * Inserts pill bottle cap... (recovery's going well so far.) __________________ (Semi unorganized) Playlists of Real World Harper Songs on YouTube (Nascent) Wiki for Real World Harper Songs Glimpses of Pern books in Esperanto.

Feb 29 2012, 10:34 AM	#152
L'isa Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Paradise Gender: F Fan of: Dragonflight Now Reading: Xenocide	Re: The Universal Vending Machine out pops a variety of blue, yellow and pink candy drops puts in a silver spoon. __________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Feb 29 2012, 05:36 PM	#153
Kugai Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Wellington NEW ZEALAND Gender: M Fan of: Tower and Hive Series Now Reading: Whatever takes my fancy at the moment	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out comes Richie Rich Inserts a model Corsair Fighter (Good to hear ) __________________ JAMES THE You can never have too much Coffee FanFic Original Homepage FreeBabylon5 FreeBabylon5 Website

Mar 2 2012, 10:10 PM	#154
Dragon Fan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Pennsylvania Gender: M Fan of: The Smallest Dragonboy Now Reading: The Rift	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out slides a signed pic of Robert Conrad as "Pappy" Boyington. Inserts a Bright new shiny penny. __________________ "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven"

Mar 3 2012, 09:55 AM	#155
P'ter Crafter Craftmaster Join Date: May 2006 Location: Wolverhampton Gender: M Fan of: Favorite? Now Reading: avidly	Re: The Universal Vending Machine ... out comes a bright new shiney policeman. Inserts an antique Congolese war club ... __________________ "Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar)

Mar 3 2012, 09:49 PM	#156
Kugai Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Wellington NEW ZEALAND Gender: M Fan of: Tower and Hive Series Now Reading: Whatever takes my fancy at the moment	Re: The Universal Vending Machine Out steps the King of Belgium rubbing his head, looking annoyed - And carrying the club. Inserts a map of Sparta __________________ JAMES THE You can never have too much Coffee FanFic Original Homepage FreeBabylon5 FreeBabylon5 Website