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Old Jan 15 2012, 03:03 PM   #81
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Old Jan 15 2012, 04:07 PM   #82
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Old Jan 15 2012, 04:45 PM   #83
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Out flops a side of camel steak.

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Old Jan 15 2012, 07:23 PM   #84
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Out comes a miniature BSG Viper, which thinks your cell phone is a cylon and shoots it up.

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Old Jan 16 2012, 03:41 PM   #85
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Out pops Kath, bearing the solution to all known puzzles, and a strong mug of coffee.

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Old Jan 16 2012, 04:49 PM   #86
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Old Jan 16 2012, 05:07 PM   #87
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Old Jan 16 2012, 05:39 PM   #88
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Out steps Doctor Who looking for the Dodecahedron.


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Old Jan 16 2012, 07:37 PM   #89
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You get a flagon of Bloodwine

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Old Jan 20 2012, 06:57 AM   #90
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Out plops (ow! my brain hurts from trying to think of something funny...)

a stack of 8 inch floppies.

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Old Jan 20 2012, 09:06 AM   #91
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Old Jan 20 2012, 09:49 AM   #92
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out grows a very large bean stalk with a very upset giant on it.

inserts a flat tire
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Old Jan 20 2012, 08:12 PM   #93
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out pops a broken piece of glass.


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Old Jan 20 2012, 09:11 PM   #94
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Old Jan 21 2012, 02:15 AM   #95
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Old Jan 21 2012, 10:52 AM   #96
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... The clean suit is returned as being of no negotionable value.

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Old Jan 21 2012, 02:12 PM   #97
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... The clean suit is returned as being of no negotionable value.

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Old Jan 21 2012, 02:31 PM   #98
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Old Jan 21 2012, 07:31 PM   #99
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P'ter, obviously you're not a QC reader, otherwise you'dve got my reference.


Out comes the ship from Forbidden Planet



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Old Jan 23 2012, 10:09 AM   #100
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out clangs an old broken snare drum.

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Old Jan 24 2012, 05:36 AM   #101
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(Kugai: to me QC is my cousin George Bompas the lawyer.)

... out comes a wierd noise (it WAS the 'distort' knob)

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Old Jan 25 2012, 04:05 PM   #102
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Out rolls several dried out over cooked meat balls.

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Old Jan 25 2012, 05:36 PM   #103
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Old Jan 25 2012, 05:40 PM   #104
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(Kugai: to me QC is my cousin George Bompas the lawyer.)
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Old Jan 26 2012, 02:18 PM   #105
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Out rolls 300 tiny shreads of old paper money

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Old Jan 27 2012, 10:06 AM   #106
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The machine quickly spits it back out, making ominous hurking sounds.... after a moment, it settles back down. Phew, that was close! o_O

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Old Jan 27 2012, 12:06 PM   #107
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"Better not tell you now"

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Old Jan 27 2012, 03:00 PM   #108
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Out comes Rippled potato chips.

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Old Jan 27 2012, 09:11 PM   #109
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Old Jan 27 2012, 11:06 PM   #110
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Old Jan 28 2012, 02:18 PM   #111
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You get back a nice cup of tea made with loose tea leaves.

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Old Jan 28 2012, 05:03 PM   #112
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Old Jan 30 2012, 05:02 AM   #113
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... out drops a saw-horse.

Inserts ancient 5.25" floppy disk in BBCB format ...
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Old Jan 30 2012, 10:35 AM   #114
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You get back a brand new computer, with all the cool and latest bells & whistles, with a 2Terabyte hard-drive and the most recent Windows OS.
A note on the computer sez,'Welcome to the 21st century, have fun!'

*inserts two elastic bands and a hair pin*
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out comes a beautiful designer Wig!

puts in the crown that just fell out of my mouth. (Not really, but sounded good.)
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out comes the tooth fairy.


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out comes the Pillsbury Dough Boy

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Old Jan 31 2012, 06:37 AM   #119
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* Inserts a page that fell from my dictionary...
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Old Feb 1 2012, 04:46 AM   #120
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... out falls a copy of the Etymilogicon.

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