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#361 |
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Out comes Elanor Roosevelt
*Insertsa set of Leg Braces*
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Out comes Teddy Roosevelt in his wheelchair.
Inserts a copy of the Munich Agreement.
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#363 |
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It was FDR who 'had a Wheelchair and Leg Braces P'ter
Out comes Stalin and Churchill glowering. *Inserts a KV-2 Tank model*
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Out comes a handwritten card stating (in Russian) "Stupid development: too slow, too heavy, useless turret! Try again -- harder. I.S."
*Inserts a model of Hedwig.*
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#365 |
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Out comes The Angry Inch
*inserts a Spinal Tap CD* Oh, and KV-2 Hand or Stalin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acY8H79ykcw
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#366 |
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(I thought it was the KV-2 that was Stalin's Hand?)
Out come Patrick Macnee and Anjelica Huston to dance a jive. *Inserts a video cassette of episode one: the Rock Follies.*
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#367 |
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Out comes The Rolling Stones
*Inserts a Pirate Flag*
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A tsunami of water precedes the arrival of a sailing dinghy crewed by Nancy and Peggy Blackett.
*Inserts a jelly baby*
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#369 |
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A minature model of the TARDIS wrapped in an extraordinary long scarf emerges.
**nserts a Flux Capacitor*
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A full-size working version of the DeLorean time machine rolls out.
* Inserts Trag's sonic cutter.*
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#371 |
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Out comes Killashandra with a crate of Black to install
*Inserts a sack of Firestone*
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Out fly a fair of flaming firelizards.
*Inserts a bag of klah bark.*
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#373 |
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Out comes a mug of Klah at McDonalds Temperature
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#374 |
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Out comes a lawyer wearing said suit m'lud.
*inserts a footnote*
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#375 |
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Wellington, New Zealand
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It comes out again, yelling, "I don't want to be a forgotten footnote in history, I want to be a heading!"
So you insert it, headfirst, back into the machine ... |
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#376 |
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Out comes the RSPCF to fine you $200
*Inserts a Copper Kettle*
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#377 |
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The machine starts heaving and shuddering reminiscent of a woman giving birth to an elephant; and eventually extrudes a complete tea-shop.
*Inserts a large dose of Ergot.*
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#378 |
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OUt comes a large serving of Mushroom Soup
*Inserts a Gnome*
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The machine makes a series of 'goblin' noises and ejects Fairy Nuff.
*Inserts a firelizard shell*
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#380 |
Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan
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There is a gout of flame out of the slot and out flits a Bronze Firelizard.
*Inserts a set of Pan Pipes*
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Out pops Bromius saying "Ta. I forgot where I'd left them." The only problem is he says it in Hellenic Greek.
*Inserts an Eolian Harp.*
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#382 |
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2009
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Out comes a gust of wind and a lot of twanging sounds
Inserts a set of wind chimes ... |
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#383 |
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Out comes one of those luxurious deckchairs with arms with drinks rests; in one of which is a large dry martini.
*Inserts a plan of MoM Headquarters.*
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#384 |
Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan
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Out comes Jim Phelps who takes them back with a gentlemanly "I need those thank you."
*Inserts a picture of Marten Landau*
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The machine delivers an ancient videotape of "Pork Chop Hill".
*Inserts a reel of magnetic tape containing a recording of "Monday, Monday"*
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#386 |
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It ejects a Cassette Tape of the Disco song 'Thank God It's Friday'
*Inserts an Earth, Wind and Fire Record*
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The machine delivers a large sample of the missing fourth element.
*After drying off, inserts a recording by Wet Wet Wet.*
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#388 |
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Out comes Simon Cowell to ofer criticism
*Inserts a picture of Paula Abdul*
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The machine spits out the cast of Loose Women.
*Inserts a copy of "Blood, Bodies & Families in Early Modern England".*
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#390 |
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Out steps Mrs Becham looking flustered.
*Inserts a Gold Bar*
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The vending machine delivers a large selection of alcoholic drinks: and then retakes them saying, "sorry; wrong type of bar".
*Inserts a silver tea-tray.*
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#392 |
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Out comes a Bone China Tea Service with a pot of Darjeeling and Lemon and Honey
*Inserts a feathered Indian Headdress *
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The machine sneezes violently several times (allergic to feathers) and returns the headdress in its component parts.
*Inserts a large dose of Loratadine.*
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#394 |
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Out comes an Allergist to test you.
*Inserts a Medicaid Bracelet*
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The machine returns it intoning "I do not need this: I am incapable of having either allergies or a sense of humour."
*Inserts a whoopy cushion*
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"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten. "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." C. S. Lewis "I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx) The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar) |
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#396 |
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out steps Ms Goldberg who thanks you for the personalised cushion.
*Inserts a Q Action Figure*
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Kirk's wrist radio drops out and Uhura is heard saying "Hailing frequencies open Captain."
*Inserts a set of drums from the Harper Hall drum heights.*
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Loud drumming starts and a voice comes over a Tannoy "Mairneville, man all Battlestations!"
*Inserts a pass to Straker Studios*
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Out strides Neptune shaking his trident, and shouting "How dare you use my house without permission!"
*Inserts a 1960s bomber jacket.*
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The machine rattles and shakes violently, then form out the slot flies a Vic throe formation of model Vulcan Bombers
*Inerts a picture of Chuck Yeager*
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