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Old Oct 8 2008, 04:45 PM   #41
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Raising Fire Lizards- By Menolly

Dragons for Dummies- By Lessea and F'Nor

Can you cut being a dragonrider?
By reading this book, you'll know what it takes to fly with the best and weather or not you have the stomach and skills.

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Old Oct 9 2008, 01:51 AM   #42
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How to Take the Blows: A Guide to Dueling - By F'lar
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Old Oct 9 2008, 09:59 AM   #43
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How to Take the Blows: A Guide to Dueling - By F'lar
no it should be how not to slice: a guide to dueling by F'lar.
He got cut both times when he dueled(?).
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Old Oct 9 2008, 10:00 AM   #44
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I just thought of another one!!!
How to move a planet by Ruth and Jaxom
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Old Oct 9 2008, 01:11 PM   #45
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Off Track with Farli and Stupid
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Old Oct 9 2008, 04:45 PM   #46
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Uncovering the Past - by Felessan and Jaxom
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Old Oct 10 2008, 05:27 PM   #47
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"Our Saviour Jaxom" by Ruth

Not sure if that's the best title but I'm thinking that years later after Jaxom passes away someone should know how many times he saved the world and never even told anyone. Such as the times he returned the egg (Which eventually came to be known to a few) and tricked them into going back in time to plant the engines/bombs that altered the course of the red star.

The only problem is that there's no way Ruth could share those secrets after Jaxom is gone for he'd go between too.
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Old Oct 13 2008, 04:59 PM   #48
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Herbs of Pern and South Continent by manora and Brekke
Crime don't must be bed by Jaxom and Ruth
Why I am so pritty? by Kylara
The HOTEST man on Pern by Kylara and Avril Bitra
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Old Oct 18 2008, 01:45 AM   #49
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"Oops-Don't count impression before the hatching" I can't remember his name but the weyr Kid from the Smallest Dragonboy-Get off the Unicorn, who was bullying everyone about Hath's egg.
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Old Oct 20 2008, 10:04 PM   #50
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"Lebensraum (When Seven Is Not Enough): A How-To Guide for Invading Neighboring Fort, Tillek, and Telgar" -- by Lord Fax, Lord Holder of High Reaches Hold, Crom, Nabol, Keogh, Balen, Riverbend, and Ruatha (unfinished)
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Old Oct 21 2008, 01:06 AM   #51
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Overcoming Obstacles by Canth, edited by F'nor
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Old Oct 21 2008, 02:47 PM   #52
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Why women should (sometimes) annoy a men? by Zulaya
Biology of The Plot by Sharra
Haw to solve the most important political problems by knife? by F'lar
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Old Oct 21 2008, 03:27 PM   #53
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"What to do when you become dragonless" by Lytol with forward by Brekke

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Old Oct 22 2008, 01:36 AM   #54
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Overcoming Obstacles by Canth, edited by F'nor
You could add a few more by Golanth edited by F'lessan

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Old Feb 3 2009, 12:25 PM   #55
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"Dragons are from Pern, Threads are from the Red Star" by F'nor and Canth
"The Rukbat system in a Nutshell" by Wansor
"The Space Between Time" by Moreta
"How to Win Friends, Kick Ass and Influence People" by Mirrim

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Old Feb 4 2009, 12:35 AM   #56
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Why women should (sometimes) annoy a men? by Zulaya
Biology of The Plot by Sharra
Haw to solve the most important political problems by knife? by F'lar
Ah, three of my favorite authors!
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Old Feb 4 2009, 09:28 AM   #57
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See the world one step at a time Piemur
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The Six Military Classics of Pern:
Fait Accompli: A Practical Guide to the Preemptive Management of Pern by Lessa and Flar, with Forward by Redis and Sebell and Examples Section compiled by Jaxom and Robinton.
Betting on a Black Dragon* by Lessa and Jaxom, with Forward by Brekke.
How to Lose Friends and Acquire Enemies by Toric with Supplemental Material compiled from the Memoirs of Kylara, R'gul, Merion, and Fax.
The Art of War by Lessa with Forward by F'lar. Sample chapter: "Social Engineering: What is It, and Why should Anyone Care?"
The Complete Dragonrider: Everything You Always Wanted to Know but Never Asked by Kitti Ping, revised and updated for the Ninth Pass by Masterhealer Sharra.
???? (Drawing a blank, sorry)

Starwatcher: Duty, Joy, and Privilege by Tai and F'lessan with Forward by Wasnor and Appendix by Bendailk

*Black Dragon == Pernification of 'Dark Horse'.

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Old Feb 5 2009, 01:51 AM   #59
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"If you miss first blood, heart's blood has to do" by F'lar
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Old Feb 5 2009, 08:43 AM   #60
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Fax's guide to running multi-holds by Fax
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Old Feb 8 2009, 05:54 AM   #61
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" The Ways to Keep Your "Rightful Lord" Pleased : An Ongoing Work" by the holders of Ruatha during Fax's rule.
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Old Feb 8 2009, 03:52 PM   #62
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lol too apt, elvenart!
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Dragon Riding for Dummies

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Old Feb 10 2009, 07:39 AM   #65
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Old Feb 14 2009, 04:19 AM   #66
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" The Ways to Keep Your "Rightful Lord" Pleased : An Ongoing Work" by the holders of Ruatha during Fax's rule.
yeah, a volume per warder. some ending with a pathetic squiggle running off the page.
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