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Old Sep 21 2017, 03:01 PM   #721
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The machine, still showing all the hallmarks of dyslexi, delivers a battered Crocker motorbike.

*Inserts a bank overdraft.*
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Old Sep 22 2017, 09:04 PM   #722
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Dour faced Financial Advisor emerges to give you sound advice

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Old Sep 23 2017, 08:31 AM   #723
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The machine clanks, whistles, and spits them out again. You put them on so you can't hear that financial adviser telling you you don't need another new car.

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Old Sep 23 2017, 01:15 PM   #724
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Through vents on its top, the machine ejects thousands of ballot papers which scatter knee deep around it. In a deep voice it demands a recount.

*Inserts a pepperoni pizza.*
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Old Sep 23 2017, 07:35 PM   #725
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Scoffs Pizza, burps and returns empty box for Recycling.


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The gummy snakes flee the machine pursued by a gummy mongoose.

*Inserts a jeroboam of champagne.*
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Trades it for a Barrel of Guinness


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Receives said pint glass back filled with a hard cider, Quite refreshing !

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The machine delivers a large glass container of glittery starshine.

*Inserts a photo-shopped photo of Winston Churchill giving his victory sign the wrong way round.*
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Sets it beside the one of him dressed in a Pinstripe Suit and had with a Tommy Gun - looking for all the world like a Chicago Gangster


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