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Old Nov 17 2017, 04:48 PM   #798

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Default Re: The Universal Vending Machine

There is a series of minor explosions. The machine then delivers an empty tissue box . . . . . . and a large plastic bag containing all the used tissues now dripping with engine oil and hydraulic fluid.

*Inserts a first edition of the first issue of "Astoundings".*
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C. S. Lewis

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