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Old Mar 22 2018, 05:43 PM   #936

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Default Re: The Universal Vending Machine

From deep inside the machine, a deep voice intones, "Thank you. That will plug a hole in my cash flow." It then screams in falsetto, " Socket to me Baby!"

*Inserts a 2-amp fuse.*
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C. S. Lewis

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