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Old Mar 7 2018, 03:32 PM   #929

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Default Re: The Universal Vending Machine

The machine delivers Charlton Heston dressed as Moses declaring, in stentorian tones, the arrival of the third Egyptian plagues.

*Inserts a one-way ticket for an all expenses paid trip to the promised land with a plenitude of stopovers each guaranteed to be utterly boring.*
"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten.

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C. S. Lewis

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