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Old Mar 3 2018, 06:12 PM   #925
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Default Re: The Universal Vending Machine

The machine takes off down the road performing alternating Choctaw and Lutz turns.

After ten minutes, it returns and performs a Mohawk to finish, thus enabling the insertion of an old-fashioned alarm clock.
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