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Old Aug 7 2017, 06:34 PM   #615

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Default Re: The Universal Vending Machine

The machine returns the bag and then, with a loud screech, shrinks and falls over. Two men in a 'private ambulance' arrive and, zipping the machine into the body bag, load it into the vehicle and drive off. After a short wait a new machine materializes and is checked out by Scotty.

*Inserts a scale model of the UFO that appeared in Dallas.*
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