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Old Jul 31 2017, 03:13 PM   #602

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Default Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Machine starts yelling, "ERROR! ERROR! Unacceptable monetary unit inserted!" Spits out multi-lingual announcement that the Greek currency was replaced by the Euro in 2001.

*Inserts a Venezuelan 50,000 Bolivar banknote. (Today worth about £3,700: tomorrow who knows?)*
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