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Old Oct 5 2017, 06:37 PM   #739

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Default Re: The Universal Vending Machine

A loud scream is heard and the machine shivers, sprouting a tail and horns. A passing priest takes pity on it and hits it with his bible; whereupon the horns mutate into a halo, the machine sprouts wings and flies away.

After the machine has been replaced (yet again: le sigh!) *inserts the priest.*
"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten.

"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."
C. S. Lewis

"I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx)

The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar)
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