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Old Sep 28 2017, 03:50 PM   #731

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Default Re: The Universal Vending Machine

There is a loud splash and Harvey Cheyne appears sprawled on the pavement, dressed in a cherry blazer, knickerbockers, red stockings and bicycle shoes. His red flannel cap falls off. He is promptly extremely sea-sick and disappears down his own vomit.

*Inserts a vacuum cleaner.*
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C. S. Lewis

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