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Old Sep 20 2017, 10:37 AM   #719

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Default Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Unfortunately the machine is hyper-allergic to caffeine and it bounces around ejecting various bits and contents. A large dark van drives up and the crew disembark, seize the machine and load it on board giving you looks as dark as black coffee. After a lengthy consultation they hesitantly unload a replacement.

*Inserts a cheery grin.*
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