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Old Jun 24 2017, 03:02 PM   #551

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Default Re: The Universal Vending Machine

The machine releases the White Rabbit who looks at his watch and hobbles away with a bandaged paw. He disappears down a convenient black-hole which enlarges rapidly and is about to engulf both you and the machine.

*Quickly inserts a stasis box.*
"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten.

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C. S. Lewis

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