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Old Oct 5 2017, 06:37 PM   #739
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Default Re: The Universal Vending Machine

A loud scream is heard and the machine shivers, sprouting a tail and horns. A passing priest takes pity on it and hits it with his bible; whereupon the horns mutate into a halo, the machine sprouts wings and flies away.

After the machine has been replaced (yet again: le sigh!) *inserts the priest.*
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