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Old Mar 2 2018, 03:50 PM   #923

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Join Date: May 2006
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Default Re: The Universal Vending Machine

A large cloud of evil smoke emitted from the machine apprises you that this particular machine is dyslexic, and thought the label read "candles".

*Inserts an application form for an 'Enhanced Disclosure and Barring" certificate.*
"Truth is stranger than fiction: fiction has to make sense." Leo Rosten.

"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."
C. S. Lewis

"I find television very educational. Whenever somebody switches it on I go in the other room and read a book." (attributed to Groucho Marx)

The Pedants are revolting! (against bad grammar)
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