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Old Jul 6 2017, 04:57 PM   #573

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Default Re: The Universal Vending Machine

The machine delivers 16 teddybears. You feel very pleased with the increase: . . . until you realise you have 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer & 4 poorer.

*Inserts the remains of a weddingcake.*
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