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P'ter Feb 9 2017 03:30 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes Dr. Nicholas Rush who hands it back to you and tells you not to play with such dangerous material.

*Inserts lump of Kryptonite (just for a change)*

Kugai Feb 9 2017 05:29 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Machine turns green for a moment, then there's a lot of noise, the machine rattles and shaes before returning to normal. Out steps Batman holding the now lead coated lump. He Batglares at you and then turns back and reenters the machine.

*Inserts a Greek Dinar*

P'ter Feb 9 2017 06:13 PM

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Out saunters a Greek waiter bearing a menu: apparently the coin was a fake with a misprinted "diner".

*Inserts an Uzbekistan Som.*

Greenrider Tresa Feb 10 2017 03:08 PM

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A package of pierogies stamped with Made in Poland falls out.

*Inserts pesos"

Kugai Feb 10 2017 05:39 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out steps The Man With NO Name in his famous Poncho



*Inserts a few dollars*

P'ter Feb 11 2017 12:26 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
the machine delivers a few ponchos more.

*Inserts a wooden nickel*

Kugai Feb 11 2017 05:39 PM

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Out comes a wooden doll


*Inserts a brass Farthing*

vyon Feb 12 2017 06:16 AM

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Out comes a freezing brass monkey

Inserts a corn doll

P'ter Feb 12 2017 07:00 AM

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A series of loud explosions herald its return as popcorn.

*Inserts a laurel wreath*

Kugai Feb 12 2017 05:48 PM

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Out comes a Mafia Don leading a funeral procession

*Inserts a pair of Sunglasses*

P'ter Feb 13 2017 03:25 PM

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Out saunters Ray Ban.

*Inserts a synchroswimmer's nose clip*

Kugai Feb 13 2017 06:04 PM

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Out steps Jimmy Durante


*Inserts a Candelabra*

P'ter Feb 14 2017 07:24 AM

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The machine lights up (and ejects a used candle with the announcement "You're getting on my wick").

*Inserts an Android tablet*

Kugai Feb 14 2017 06:21 PM

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Out steps Data who takes the book he was reading back and reenters the machine


*Inserts a bottle of Kanar*

P'ter Feb 15 2017 04:06 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine asks "Bajoran or Cardassian." You choose and it then delivers the wrong one.

*Inserts an Australian 3 dollar bill*

vyon Feb 15 2017 06:14 AM

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It comes out again as a double-headed penny

Inserts three groats

P'ter Feb 15 2017 03:55 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
A voice inside the machine starts singing "I'm a troll folderol; I'm a tro-ll folderol; I'm* a troll folderol; And I'm going to eat you up." (He thought the insertion was 3 goats!)

*Inserts a completed colouring book*

Kugai Feb 15 2017 04:31 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes the Director of the local Art Gallery wanting to show your work


*Inserts a Movie Ticket*

P'ter Feb 15 2017 04:39 PM

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Out comes a DVD of Trolls. :D

*Inserts a flat-screen tele.*

Kugai Feb 16 2017 04:26 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a Holoscreen replacement.


*Inserts a Holodeck Program*

P'ter Feb 16 2017 05:58 PM

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Out comes Rimmer from Red Dwarf.

Inserts a wedding dress.

Kugai Feb 17 2017 05:17 PM

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Out comes a Bridezilla 'Unhappy' with the style and fit


*Inserts an Amazon Mask*

P'ter Feb 18 2017 03:45 AM

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A fruity face-pack is ejected at speed and hits you between the eyes.

*Inserts a pillow-case*

Kugai Feb 18 2017 05:58 PM

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Out slides a fully made bed with Corbin Dallas on it.


*Inserts a Multipass*

P'ter Feb 20 2017 05:24 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out gallops the fifth rider of Armageddon.

*Inserts a tablet*

Kugai Feb 20 2017 06:29 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out steps Moses carring the Ten Commandments


*Inserts a Roman Coin*

P'ter Feb 21 2017 02:19 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a metal detector bleeping madly.

*Inserts a cowrie shell*

Kugai Feb 21 2017 07:34 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out steps a Sound Recordist looking for more seaside sounds


*Inserts a Swiss Horn*

P'ter Feb 22 2017 04:58 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
A fanfare of alpenstocks precedes an avalanche of toblerones.

*Inserts an Afghan 'afghani'*

Kugai Feb 22 2017 05:52 PM

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A large Dog towing a trolly of biscuits emerges.


*Inserts a copy of Stephen Hawkings book*

P'ter Feb 23 2017 09:57 AM

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A piece of card is spat out. On it is written, 'your goods will be delivered after the passing of sufficient time.'

*Inserts diary for 999AD.*

Kugai Feb 23 2017 06:39 PM

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Samual Peepes emerges and calls it a good read.



*Inserts a Gold Sovereign*

P'ter Feb 24 2017 08:56 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out parades Louis XIV, who gives you a gracious wave and re-enters the machine.

*Inserts Florence Nightingale's lamp*

Kugai Feb 24 2017 05:27 PM

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There is a strange sound, then etherial singing and out comes a column of Elves heading for The Grey Havens



*Inserts an Elven Bow*

P'ter Feb 25 2017 04:11 AM

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To a chorus of "One More Door" a band of banned Dwarves appear carrying a variety of captured elvish weapons.

*Inserts a chunk of nedross stone.*

Kugai Feb 25 2017 05:47 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out steps a mineralogist with a curious look on his face


*Insertw a NASA Badge*

P'ter Feb 26 2017 04:07 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out come the stars of Thunderpants.

*Inserts a campaign medal from the Sino-Japan War.*

vyon Feb 26 2017 05:16 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
A long Chinese dragon winds out of the machine and gives it back to you.

Inserts four of my Chinese paintbrushes hanging from a carved wooden stand ...

Kugai Feb 26 2017 05:51 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes the first Emperor of China who wants you to paint his tomb


*Inserts T.E. Lawrences Autobiography*

P'ter Feb 27 2017 04:28 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
with a raucous blarp of its horn; out rolls a Brough Superior SS100 motorbike.

*Inserts a packet of Camels*


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