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L'isa May 22 2012 12:22 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes several pieces of eight.

Put them back in to see if maybe that will correct the misprinted edition of War & Piece.

Kugai May 23 2012 04:21 AM

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Out comes Napoleon leading the French Army.


*Inserts a gold button*

L'isa May 30 2012 03:58 PM

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Out comes a plug nickel. (Well, you didn't think that button was real gold, did you??)

Picks up a few pretty rocks and shoves them in...

P'ter Jan 4 2017 04:07 PM

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Out comes a plate of granite chips and pea shingle covered in cold gravy.


Puts in an invitation to last year's graduation.

Daccio Jan 4 2017 06:14 PM

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A hunk of very stale graduation cake plonks out.

* inserts some Times Square confetti...

P'ter Jan 5 2017 04:07 AM

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Out comes a long strip of ticker-tape giving the U.S. share prices of exactly 100 years ago.

Inserts a Tudor Groat.

Kugai Jan 5 2017 05:09 PM

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Out comes Henry VIII in full Jousting gear


*Inserts a strip of Gold Pressed Latinum*

P'ter Jan 5 2017 06:27 PM

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The machine delivers a copy of 'The Oxford Dictionary of Church Latin'.

Inserts a non-existent 3 Euro coin . . .

vyon Jan 6 2017 06:51 AM

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Out comes half of a torn "Brexit" poster.


Inserts ten used cat claw-sheaths from my carpet ...

P'ter Jan 6 2017 04:03 PM

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... out comes the Cheshire Cat's Grin.

Puts in a Festival of Britain Souvenir 5/- coin.

Kugai Jan 6 2017 04:16 PM

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Out comes a 500ml Mug of Tea with a Union Jack on the side


*Inserts a slug with an RAF Roundel on it*

P'ter Jan 6 2017 07:11 PM

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out comes a CD/Rom for a test-pilot game.

Inserts a redundant sim card.

Kugai Jan 7 2017 04:41 PM

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Out comes a Brick Mobile Phone


*Inserts Tuppence*

P'ter Jan 7 2017 06:09 PM

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Out falls a packet of bird seed, with a picture of Mary Poppins on the bag. This is fine if you want to grow a crop of birds, or even birds' crops.


Inserts a 'four-penny-one'.

Kugai Jan 8 2017 06:43 PM

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Out pops a Penny Farthing


*Inserts a Cole bottle top*

P'ter Jan 9 2017 04:41 AM

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. . . receives squirt of dirty brown liquid right in the left eye.

Inserts small magnifying glass . . .

Kugai Jan 9 2017 06:53 PM

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Out comes a giant Ant!!

*Inserts a Klingon Emblem*

P'ter Jan 10 2017 03:57 AM

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Which the machine rejects (with a small being clinging on to it)

Inserts a green-shield stamp

Kugai Jan 10 2017 06:27 PM

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Out steps an Ent Army


*Inserts a Spartan Shield*

P'ter Jan 11 2017 08:47 AM

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Out marches the Spartan army to fight the Ents.

Inserts a used Band-Aid.

Kugai Jan 11 2017 05:07 PM

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Out comes a M*A*S*H unit to take care of the battle wounded


*Innserts a pair of glasses*

P'ter Jan 11 2017 05:34 PM

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They come back out filled with beer.

Inserts a slice of chicken breast.

vyon Jan 12 2017 06:51 AM

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Out comes three feathers and a rooster's crow.

Inserts a pair of two-up pennies.

P'ter Jan 12 2017 04:37 PM

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Gets a shove-half-penny board.

Inserts a supermarket trolley token

Kugai Jan 12 2017 05:29 PM

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Out comes a fully laden kiddies trolly


*Inserts a Ducat*

P'ter Jan 13 2017 09:21 AM

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out comes puss in boots (duc cat -- never mind :D )

Inserts a sou.

Kugai Jan 13 2017 04:37 PM

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Outcomes Crazy Horse


*Inserts a bottle of Rum*

P'ter Jan 14 2017 05:49 AM

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out comes an empty rum bottle and a loud belch.

Inserts an eye-patch.

Kugai Jan 14 2017 05:03 PM

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Out steps Nick Fury scowling

*Inserts a German Reich mark*

P'ter Jan 14 2017 08:13 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
After some odd noises, the machine ejects the Duchess of Windsor.

Not much in pocket at present; inserts a pfennig.

vyon Jan 15 2017 05:29 AM

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Out pops the Pied Piper of Hamlyn, followed by a tribe of children. He's annoyed, he was expecting more pay, so he stomps off, followed by the children.

Inserts the Pied Piper's hat.

(Ps - two up coins could easily be followed by a bunch of large coppers - it's an illegal gambling game.)

P'ter Jan 15 2017 03:03 PM

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The said hat is rejected by the machine. But, then, to the sound of distant piping, the hat re-enters the machine.

Inserts a crown and anchor . .

Kugai Jan 15 2017 05:34 PM

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Out pops a Pint of British Bitter


*Inserts a Gummy Snake*

P'ter Jan 16 2017 03:42 AM

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... and receives a packet of jelly babies

*Inserts a used train ticket*

vyon Jan 16 2017 06:08 AM

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which comes out again as confetti

inserts a large brass button

Kugai Jan 16 2017 06:51 PM

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Out comes a Steampunk Starship


*Inserts a Coffee Bean*

P'ter Jan 17 2017 05:44 AM

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Out comes a maxi-grande moccachino with sprinkles, marshmallows and an umbrella.

*Inserts a tealeaf*

Kugai Jan 17 2017 08:04 PM

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Out comes the an East Indiaman laden with Chinese Tea


*Isnserts a Copper Pot*

vyon Jan 18 2017 06:46 AM

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Oops - that was a pot still. The moonshine had better be good.

Inserts a frozen brass monkey

Kugai Jan 18 2017 05:02 PM

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Machine goes ice cold and makes a rattling noise before disgorging a Yeti Plushie


*Inserts a five pound note*


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