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Kugai Jun 8 2017 07:29 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes the Dali Lama chuckling



*Inserts a Prayer Wheel*

Dragon Fan Jun 8 2017 08:54 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
A Wheel of Cheese rolls out.

"Inserts a drill bit"

P'ter Jun 9 2017 04:19 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine "chucks" it back.


*Inserts a Polynesian cowrie.*

Kugai Jun 10 2017 01:00 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
There is a blast of noise,then Maui riding a large fish comes out of the machine

*Reinserts the fish*

Dragon Fan Jun 10 2017 05:33 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a tuna fish on Rye Sandwich.

"Eats Sandwich, Inserts the now empty used Wrapper"

Kugai Jun 10 2017 07:33 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
There is a whirring noise then the Machine disgorges a reusable plastic cup




**inserts a 'I Recycle Daily button*

P'ter Jun 11 2017 02:28 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine delivers a pedal rickshaw bearing the sign "Try-cycling! Rent me by the hour"

(I'm surprised Trump hasn't issued an executive order banning recycling as "Un-american".)

*Inserts an indecipherable street sign.*

Kugai Jun 11 2017 09:10 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
A Map of Ankh Morepork is spat out with street and build names - in Sandskrit



*Inserts a map of Asgard in Klingon*

Greenrider Tresa Jun 13 2017 12:47 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
:Out comes a first edition of the Complete Works of William Shakespeare - in the original Klingon.

#inserts signed first edition of "Weyr Search"#

Kugai Jun 13 2017 10:38 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
There is a loud roar, the machine swings open and a fully grown Green Dragon squeeses through and takes wing,

Machine closes and

*Inserts a Dragon Egg from Westeros*

Dragon Fan Jun 13 2017 11:25 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out falls Dragon Shell Fragments

" Inserts a Picture of F'lar made from the egg pieces"

P'ter Jun 14 2017 03:38 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine re-arranges the shards into a portrait of Trump!


*Inserts a sparrow tweeting*

vyon Jun 14 2017 08:25 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
An entire flock of sparrows flies out.

Inserts a paintbrush made out of a seagull feather and a stick of bamboo and some chinese ink.

Kugai Jun 14 2017 09:35 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes The Artist Formerly Known As Jonathon Livingston Seagull



*Inserts a Sailor Suit*

P'ter Jun 15 2017 04:55 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes Captain Pugwash's Black Pig with Ben Dover and Seaman Staines doing a hornpipe.

*Inserts a 1992 "People's Phone" mobile.*

Kugai Jun 15 2017 09:52 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out crashes The Rock who drops The Peoples Elbow on ya candy ass before raising The Peoples Eyebrow and charging back into the Machine slamming it closed behind him.


*Inserts a Hospital Bill*

Dragon Fan Jun 16 2017 08:55 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
See's the bill and runs away.

"Throws in an American Football from long distance"

Kugai Jun 16 2017 09:01 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
It comes back to you having orbited the Earth - you threw it too had :D



*Inserts an All Black Front Row Forward*

P'ter Jun 17 2017 02:27 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine rejects him as too large and heavy!

*Inserts a weather balloon.*

Dragon Fan Jun 17 2017 04:54 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Machine begins to float away

"Inserts an Anchor "

Kugai Jun 17 2017 07:54 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Machine is held in place by the anchor just long enough to allow you to cut the like to the Weather Balloon which floats off while the machine thuds to the ground.



*Inserts a block of Cheese*

P'ter Jun 18 2017 05:47 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out rolls an original Fiat 500 disguised as a clockwork mouse.

*Inserts the Pied Piper of Hamlin.*

Kugai Jun 18 2017 10:28 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
And watches DHSS accost him and demand he explain a certain incident in Hamlin and just where the children he stole are.*


*Inserts an Arrest Warrant*

vyon Jun 19 2017 07:49 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes the Pied Piper again, puts his pipe to his lips and plays a merry jig.

All the policemen within earshot follow him back into the machine, dancing the jig.

Dragon Fan Jun 19 2017 06:23 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out falls all the policemen shaking their heads and stumbling around.

Inserts a copy of "Great Expectations"

Kugai Jun 19 2017 08:30 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Machine opens and out steps several Tutors. Turns out the book was a 'What Is Expected of a Young Lady' Manual form the 1800s and they're here to turn you into a 'Prim and Proper Upright Lady' from that era whether you like it or not!!

:evil:


*Inserts an Amazon Warriors Feather*

P'ter Jun 21 2017 04:26 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine extrudes 100 foot of very soft feather boa.


*Inserts a toe-nail clipping from an unidentified species.*

Kugai Jun 21 2017 08:40 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
There is an earth shattering roar, the machine suddenly swings open and out squeezes a giant twenty foot tall Bear.. It looks down at you, gives you a Bearish grin, says "Good morning" to you in Tom Bakers voice and lumbers of on it's hind legs.


*Inserts a Sonic Screwdriver*

P'ter Jun 23 2017 04:18 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine delivers a large hedgehog clutching the aforementioned tool. Uncowed by the happening it ducks under a barrier and goosesteps off rapidly muttering about needing to beaver on with its work.

*Inserts a cowrie shell.*

Kugai Jun 23 2017 08:44 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Machine opens to allow a Shaman to emerge who divines terrible things for the future then fades away cackling ominously



*Inserts a Rabbits foot*

P'ter Jun 24 2017 03:02 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine releases the White Rabbit who looks at his watch and hobbles away with a bandaged paw. He disappears down a convenient black-hole which enlarges rapidly and is about to engulf both you and the machine.

*Quickly inserts a stasis box.*

Kugai Jun 24 2017 08:38 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Uses Stasis Box to hide in for about ten minutes. Emerges after Timer shuts it off and finds self on Tellus Tertius at Lazarus Longs house.


*Inserts a Burroughs Universal Engine/Time Twister*

P'ter Jun 26 2017 06:42 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine releases a string of rampaging Valkyrie from Bifrost; but in the nick of time you are rescued by the Dora womanned by Lapis Lazuli and Lorelei Lee.

*Inserts Mike's robe from the Church of All Worlds.*

Kugai Jun 26 2017 11:39 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes The Great Prophet Zarquon muttering about not having enough tome and rushing around doing things last minute.

*Inserts a Table Reservation at Milliway's(

P'ter Jun 27 2017 03:13 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Max appears and points out that your reservation is timed for just after the universe ie due to end. :(

*Inserts a copy of First Rider's Call.*

Kugai Jun 27 2017 08:28 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out charge the Rohirim heading for Gondor


*Inserts a map of Middle Earth*

P'ter Jun 28 2017 05:21 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
With difficulty the machine delivers Perrott's Folly, the chimney from Edgbaston Waterworks, and the clocktower from the University of Birmingham.

*Inserts a Vietnamese Dong.*

Kugai Jun 28 2017 08:23 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes the ghost of Ho Chi Minh to give a lecture on the benefits of a planned society



*Inserts a copy of Karl Mark's book*

P'ter Jun 30 2017 01:32 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine delivers an image of Trotsky trying explain why his ideas are better. Unfortunately he didn't speak English, and we don't speak Russian.

*Inserts an autographed first edition of Dragonflight.*

Kugai Jun 30 2017 09:44 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
A man from Christie;s Auction House emerges and asks what your Reserve is before he places it up for Auction.


*Inserts a picture of a Texas Auctioneer*


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