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Kugai May 21 2017 07:20 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes The Beatles in a yellow submarine.


*Inserts an Apple*

P'ter May 22 2017 04:14 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine returns the Khor.

*Inserts a pip.*

Kugai May 22 2017 10:46 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes Captain Janeway who thanks you for returning it, she'd been looking everywhere for it.


*Inserts a Seven of Nine Action Figure*

Dragon Fan May 23 2017 08:33 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a Borg cube

" inserts a set of children's building blocks "

P'ter May 24 2017 06:57 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine returns child built of building blocks.

*Inserts the remains of a Meccano set.*

Kugai May 25 2017 09:14 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
There are various construction type noises, then James May steps out and hands you a fully restored Mecano Crane.


*Inserts a Rolls Royce Hood Ornament*

P'ter May 26 2017 02:19 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out steps Eleanor Velasco Thornton, complete with fluttering robes.

*Inserts a half-used burger-bun.*

Kugai May 26 2017 07:43 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out steps Ronald McDonald and hands you a Doubledown Burger with firs and a coke

*Inserts a bag of Ice*

P'ter May 27 2017 01:17 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
After the machine extrudes a tongue of said frozen water, me lud, an ice sculpture of Rodin's The Thinker, seated on a toilet, glides out.

*Inserts half a pair of roller blades.*

Kugai May 27 2017 05:50 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a Scooter


*Inserts a yellow brick*

Dragon Fan May 27 2017 10:03 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a scale model of the City of Oz.

" Inserts a flat tire "

P'ter May 28 2017 02:25 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine delivers an exhaust pipe with a hole in the silencer.

*Insets a plastic £5 note.*

vyon May 28 2017 07:49 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
You get $4.95 in change in plastic coins. (Sorry, my computer does not appear to have a pound sign)

Inserts three rubber ducks

Kugai May 28 2017 04:25 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out steps Hewy, Dewy and Louie being chased by an annoyed Uncle


*Inserts a set of Bagpipes*

P'ter May 28 2017 07:32 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine delivers a memo, in quadruplicate, from the Ministry of Defense complaining that they have enough drones already, and yours are the wrong type of drones.

*Inserts a banana split.*

Dragon Fan May 29 2017 02:14 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out slip a prescription for Diabetes meds.

" inserts a broken car horn "

P'ter May 29 2017 02:57 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out rolls the car with the crumpled horn, which squashes the dog that was chasing the cat, which was killing the rat (all covered in fleas) That lived in the house that's Jack's lease.


*Inserts a fidget spinner*

Kugai May 29 2017 06:49 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a Drone Helicopter

*Inserts a pair of Night Vision Goggles*

P'ter May 30 2017 04:37 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a night-raiding fox
Wearing the night-vision goggles
And two pairs of thermal socks
Held on with a series of toggles.

*Inserts a thesaurus.*

Kugai May 30 2017 09:53 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes Dina from DoA to thank you for the new Dinosaur book,


*Inserts a Rimshot soundbite*

P'ter May 31 2017 05:49 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out marches the drummers of the Royal Marine Central Band firing off rolls, flams, and fancy stick wavings.

*Inserts just one square of milk chocolate.*

Dragon Fan May 31 2017 07:55 PM

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Out flops a woman screaming " One square of chocolate is not enough"

" Reinserts the screaming woman"

Kugai May 31 2017 07:59 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a 1kg bar of Milk Chocolate

Inserts a pair of Ear Protectors*

P'ter Jun 1 2017 05:01 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
What appear to be the ear-protectors are returned. On donning them you find that they've swapped for a pair of cordless headphones playing Meatloaf at full blast.

*Inserts an occupied hamster ball.*

Kugai Jun 1 2017 07:47 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine suddenly goes into overdrive and vanshes in a bright light and a loud pop


*Replaces machine and inserts a Warp Core*

Dragon Fan Jun 1 2017 10:32 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out falls a Scotty Star Trek figurine.

" Inserts a Garden hose"

P'ter Jun 2 2017 04:54 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
After a sepulchral voice intones "let us spray"; the machine sends a large jet of water into the air soaking everybody within 20 metres.

*Inserts a South African Rand.*

Kugai Jun 2 2017 09:45 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine disgorges a life sized Nelson Mandela doll

*Inserts a picture of Mohandis K. Ghandi*

P'ter Jun 3 2017 05:35 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine delivers a pair of sandals and a begging bowl.

*Inserts a dhoti.*

Kugai Jun 3 2017 07:22 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Misunderstanding the name, I launder, dry and iron the Dhoti and return it to the machine in a vacuum sealed bag.


*Inserts Babel Fish in a jar*

P'ter Jun 4 2017 05:06 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine delivers a card bearing the answer to the ultimate question; unfortunately it is only correct if you are a mouse working in number base fifteen-and-a-quarter.

*Inserts a stroppy teenager.*

Kugai Jun 4 2017 08:40 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
There are some odd noises then a soft 'THUMP' and said teenager comes flying out on the end of a size twelve Doc Martin boot.


*Inserts a bucket of cold water*

vyon Jun 5 2017 09:09 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
It follows the teenager.

re-inserts the Doc Martin boot

P'ter Jun 5 2017 02:07 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes the ghost of Pope John-Paul saying, "Why ees zeez Doc Martins not white how I like zem?"

*Inserts a voucher for a free Linguaphone course in Italian.*

Kugai Jun 5 2017 10:28 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes the course manager to make you an offer you can't refuse :D




*Inserts a Mandolin*

P'ter Jun 6 2017 03:48 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Pelagia Iannis stalks out and complains that you are not Antonio.

*Inserts an alarm clock.*

Kugai Jun 6 2017 10:25 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
There is the sound of banging and smashing, then the clock emerges - on pieces.



*Inserts a Clock Radio*

P'ter Jun 7 2017 04:11 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine treats in exactly the same way.

*Inserts a bicycle chain.*

Dragon Fan Jun 7 2017 08:09 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes the missing link............of chain.

"inserts a bowl of vegetable soup"

P'ter Jun 8 2017 04:53 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
You are very lucky: the machine delivers a trolley with the other 5 courses of the meal. (Plus the bill for $199.95 + 14% sales tax, 17.5% V.A.T. AND 10% compulsory staff tip. Total = $282.93)

*Inserts a Tibetan Srang*


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