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Kugai Mar 21 2017 07:59 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes Elanor Roosevelt

*Insertsa set of Leg Braces*

P'ter Mar 22 2017 05:06 AM

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Out comes Teddy Roosevelt in his wheelchair.

Inserts a copy of the Munich Agreement.

Kugai Mar 22 2017 07:34 PM

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It was FDR who 'had a Wheelchair and Leg Braces P'ter


Out comes Stalin and Churchill glowering.


*Inserts a KV-2 Tank model*

P'ter Mar 23 2017 05:25 AM

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Out comes a handwritten card stating (in Russian) "Stupid development: too slow, too heavy, useless turret! Try again -- harder. I.S."

*Inserts a model of Hedwig.*

Kugai Mar 23 2017 08:59 PM

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Out comes The Angry Inch

*inserts a Spinal Tap CD*




Oh, and KV-2 Hand or Stalin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acY8H79ykcw

P'ter Mar 24 2017 05:40 AM

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(I thought it was the KV-2 that was Stalin's Hand?)

Out come Patrick Macnee and Anjelica Huston to dance a jive.

*Inserts a video cassette of episode one: the Rock Follies.*

Kugai Mar 24 2017 05:16 PM

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Out comes The Rolling Stones


*Inserts a Pirate Flag*

P'ter Mar 24 2017 06:09 PM

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A tsunami of water precedes the arrival of a sailing dinghy crewed by Nancy and Peggy Blackett.

*Inserts a jelly baby*

Kugai Mar 25 2017 07:52 PM

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A minature model of the TARDIS wrapped in an extraordinary long scarf emerges.

**nserts a Flux Capacitor*

P'ter Mar 26 2017 09:15 AM

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A full-size working version of the DeLorean time machine rolls out.

* Inserts Trag's sonic cutter.*

Kugai Mar 26 2017 06:00 PM

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Out comes Killashandra with a crate of Black to install


*Inserts a sack of Firestone*

P'ter Mar 27 2017 06:23 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out fly a fair of flaming firelizards.

*Inserts a bag of klah bark.*

Kugai Mar 28 2017 11:45 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a mug of Klah at McDonalds Temperature :evil:


*Inserts a Law Suit*

P'ter Mar 29 2017 03:32 AM

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Out comes a lawyer wearing said suit m'lud.

*inserts a footnote*

vyon Mar 29 2017 05:56 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
It comes out again, yelling, "I don't want to be a forgotten footnote in history, I want to be a heading!"

So you insert it, headfirst, back into the machine ...

Kugai Mar 29 2017 08:46 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes the RSPCF to fine you $200


*Inserts a Copper Kettle*

P'ter Mar 30 2017 06:14 PM

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The machine starts heaving and shuddering reminiscent of a woman giving birth to an elephant; and eventually extrudes a complete tea-shop.

*Inserts a large dose of Ergot.*

Kugai Mar 31 2017 06:09 PM

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OUt comes a large serving of Mushroom Soup

*Inserts a Gnome*

P'ter Apr 1 2017 01:56 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine makes a series of 'goblin' noises and ejects Fairy Nuff.

*Inserts a firelizard shell*

Kugai Apr 1 2017 06:32 PM

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There is a gout of flame out of the slot and out flits a Bronze Firelizard.


*Inserts a set of Pan Pipes*

P'ter Apr 2 2017 03:04 AM

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Out pops Bromius saying "Ta. I forgot where I'd left them." The only problem is he says it in Hellenic Greek.

*Inserts an Eolian Harp.*

vyon Apr 2 2017 09:02 AM

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Out comes a gust of wind and a lot of twanging sounds

Inserts a set of wind chimes ...

P'ter Apr 2 2017 05:20 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes one of those luxurious deckchairs with arms with drinks rests; in one of which is a large dry martini.

*Inserts a plan of MoM Headquarters.*

Kugai Apr 2 2017 07:17 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes Jim Phelps who takes them back with a gentlemanly "I need those thank you."


*Inserts a picture of Marten Landau*

P'ter Apr 3 2017 03:08 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine delivers an ancient videotape of "Pork Chop Hill".

*Inserts a reel of magnetic tape containing a recording of "Monday, Monday"*

Kugai Apr 3 2017 09:10 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
It ejects a Cassette Tape of the Disco song 'Thank God It's Friday'


*Inserts an Earth, Wind and Fire Record*

P'ter Apr 4 2017 06:11 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine delivers a large sample of the missing fourth element.

*After drying off, inserts a recording by Wet Wet Wet.*

Kugai Apr 4 2017 09:39 PM

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Out comes Simon Cowell to ofer criticism

*Inserts a picture of Paula Abdul*

P'ter Apr 5 2017 04:51 PM

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The machine spits out the cast of Loose Women.

*Inserts a copy of "Blood, Bodies & Families in Early Modern England".*

Kugai Apr 5 2017 08:05 PM

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Out steps Mrs Becham looking flustered.



*Inserts a Gold Bar*

P'ter Apr 6 2017 03:49 AM

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The vending machine delivers a large selection of alcoholic drinks: and then retakes them saying, "sorry; wrong type of bar".

*Inserts a silver tea-tray.*

Kugai Apr 6 2017 06:15 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a Bone China Tea Service with a pot of Darjeeling and Lemon and Honey


*Inserts a feathered Indian Headdress *

P'ter Apr 7 2017 05:52 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine sneezes violently several times (allergic to feathers) and returns the headdress in its component parts.

*Inserts a large dose of Loratadine.*

Kugai Apr 8 2017 08:02 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes an Allergist to test you.

*Inserts a Medicaid Bracelet*

P'ter Apr 9 2017 05:47 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
The machine returns it intoning "I do not need this: I am incapable of having either allergies or a sense of humour."

*Inserts a whoopy cushion*

Kugai Apr 9 2017 06:01 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
out steps Ms Goldberg who thanks you for the personalised cushion.


*Inserts a Q Action Figure*

P'ter Apr 10 2017 03:57 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Kirk's wrist radio drops out and Uhura is heard saying "Hailing frequencies open Captain."

*Inserts a set of drums from the Harper Hall drum heights.*

Kugai Apr 10 2017 08:24 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Loud drumming starts and a voice comes over a Tannoy "Mairneville, man all Battlestations!"


*Inserts a pass to Straker Studios*

P'ter Apr 11 2017 02:48 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out strides Neptune shaking his trident, and shouting "How dare you use my house without permission!"

*Inserts a 1960s bomber jacket.*

Kugai Apr 11 2017 10:16 PM

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The machine rattles and shakes violently, then form out the slot flies a Vic throe formation of model Vulcan Bombers



*Inerts a picture of Chuck Yeager*


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