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GinnyStar Mar 25 2012 03:03 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rianne (Post 182562)
I come out, grab the aspirin, and crawl back inside muttering about headaches.

*inserts some Tamarind http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamarind seeds*

If this is the right type of seeds, I'm still reading the article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamarind
Out come sweet balls, ready to be tried.

Put in a box of tapes, book on tape, type

P'ter Mar 26 2012 08:55 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
... out comes a tapeworm.

Puts in a plastic petrol discount token ...

Kugai Mar 27 2012 03:14 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a years supply of Petrol in a Tanker - A Tonka Toy Tanker :D


*Inserts a green bottletop*

P'ter Mar 27 2012 06:29 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
... out comes a bottle of green goo labelled "Jollop". Worryingly, there is a skull & crossbones embossed on the bottle.

Inserts the Mad Hatter ...

Daccio Mar 27 2012 09:04 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out pops a bowl of mushrooms.

* Inserts a French-English dictionary...

L'isa Mar 27 2012 03:48 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Hey, how did my French teacher get in there?? Speaks French to me, I can't remember a thing.

puts in a very old slinky.

P'ter Mar 28 2012 04:44 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
... out pops Betty Boop in a very slinky dress.

Pops in spare eyeball ...

Kugai Mar 28 2012 12:57 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out drifts Sauron glaring balefully



*Inserts a copy of 2000AD*

P'ter Mar 30 2012 06:28 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
... out drops a copy of 2010 with a handwritten note on the fly-leaf "See you and raise you ten."

Inserts a left-handed whelk...

Kugai Mar 30 2012 09:33 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a Polka Band playing Accordions.


*Inserts a dozen Cheese Rolls*

P'ter Mar 31 2012 10:43 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
... the machine belches, and a deep voice from within intones "What happened to the onions?"

Inserts a wet towel ...

L'isa Apr 2 2012 03:00 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out drips the water as the towel is squeezed thru the machine.

puts in an old used tube of lipstick

P'ter Apr 3 2012 10:37 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
... out drops an empty bottle of nail-varnish remover.

Inserts a blank library request form ...

Kugai Apr 4 2012 04:02 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes 1000 books for you to read


*Inserts a Copper Coin*

Kugai Apr 4 2012 04:03 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes 1000 books for you to read


*Inserts a Copper Coin*

GinnyStar Apr 7 2012 04:19 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out come copper and bronze mug

Put in a two mark

P'ter Apr 9 2012 10:09 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
... Out comes 100 peoples' 2-cents worth.

Inserts a dry chocolate brownie still being sold by McD's three days past its sell-by date...

Daccio Apr 9 2012 01:12 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a bottle of penicillin.

* Inserts the broken timing belt from my car (sniff) ...

L'isa Apr 9 2012 02:50 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a broken clock (well you did say timing)

Puts in a hair curler.

Rianne Apr 9 2012 11:40 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
out comes a wig.


puts in a handful of broken pencils...

P'ter Apr 11 2012 11:37 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
... Out comes an old fashioned rusty blunt pen knife, and a torn reproduction of an Escher drawing.

Inserts a Bertie-Botts-Any-Flavour-Bean (ear wax alas) ...

L'isa Apr 12 2012 12:47 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out hops a very mad bunny throwing jelly beans at me!!! Ouch!!

Threw those jelly beans back into the machine!

Daccio Apr 12 2012 01:18 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a jar of bean curd preserves.

* Inserts a piece of volcanic rock...

Kugai Apr 13 2012 04:48 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes an Excaliban

*Inserts a Top Hat*

Daccio Apr 13 2012 06:55 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out pops Abrahan Lincoln doing a William Shatner impression.

* Inserts the sole of my shoe...

P'ter Apr 13 2012 10:47 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
... out drops a BigMac.

Inserts an insert (printing term)...

Daccio Apr 18 2012 07:15 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes a plate of cow tongue.

* Inserts a canning jar lid...

Kugai Apr 19 2012 03:35 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out pops a jar of homemade Orange Marmalade


*Inserts a box of Paperclips*

Daccio Apr 19 2012 08:08 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out pops a meter long paper clip chain.

* Inserts a used tea bag...

P'ter Apr 19 2012 10:03 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
... the machine returns it at high speed: right at your eye!

Inserts unused tea-bag ...

Kugai Apr 20 2012 03:54 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out steps The Queen asking for Lemon



*Inserts four Chinese gold coins*

L'isa Apr 20 2012 02:35 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes 4 beautiful dragons. hehe

Inserts that ladybug that was in my hair this morning. (Well, not really, it was in my hair but I released it outside)

Kugai May 1 2012 01:53 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out steps Bear Gryles who thanks you for the snack :D



Inserts an LMFAO CD

GinnyStar May 3 2012 01:23 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kugai (Post 182985)
Out steps Bear Gryles who thanks you for the snack :D



Inserts an LMFAO CD

Out come bowl of alphabet soup

Inserts two copper coins

L'isa May 9 2012 05:15 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
out comes a couple of copper bottomed cooking pans

pops off the last two buttons on my sweater and slips them into the machine

Kugai May 10 2012 03:08 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out comes Hugh Heffner :D



*Inserts a bottle of 50 year old Single Malt*

P'ter May 10 2012 11:09 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
... out comes a paper dart. When unfolded it contains the massage "Thank You for that: I needed it."


Inserts a copy of 'Boys Own Paper' dated January 19, 1879.

L'isa May 14 2012 02:58 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
a big puff of dust (well, the pages had all disintegrated)


slides in my old hippie headband.

Kugai May 16 2012 01:50 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
Out steps Jim Morrison

Inserts a three piece Suit

P'ter May 17 2012 11:30 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine
 
There cometh a series of noises like unto an ancient steam engine starting up and rapidly receding into the distance.

This is followed by a distant "BANG!"

A piece of paper flutters form the machine. On it is written "Marvin detected the presence of traces of hydrocarbons and has removed the suit to a safe place for destruction in case of suit-bombing. Shame -- it was just my colour and style."

Inserts a copy of the rare misprinted edition of War & Piece ...


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