The Universal Vending Machine
 

(I found this once on another board, brought it over to my own now *defunct* board.. ahem..so er, and thought I'd post it here.. it's fun! :D )

Howto-

You're traveling and decide to stop at a rest area with facilities but only one lone vending machine. You're hungry, and you have enough change, so you decide to grab a snack. Now, you have the correct amount of change for this vending machine, but the deal is, it's all black(the buttons, the window) so you won't be able to tell what you get--so you decide, what the heck, you'll take your chance, right? But the kick is, the person who posts after you gets to decide what you get. ANYTHING. ;) And so on. Play as long as you like(let's see what y'all can come up with)

I'll start off-

*inserts coin*

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You get a can of Dribly. It's lemonade, but whoever thought that was a good name for it should've been shot.

[We drank this one summer in France, and laughed every time...]

Anyway. Kath sticks in a €1 coin...

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Digestive biscuit, I'm not thinking the best, :blush:
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GinnyStar stick in $1.50 worth of change in

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A bottle of Naturally Brewed Cola comes out.

*Inserts two slips of Gold Pressed Latinum*

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Kugai gets a bottle of Romulan Ale

*puts in a 2 Mark piece*

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Out come two bubbly pies.

Puts in 4 quarters

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the machine makes a few horrible clunking sounds, and after a moment, an empty cup appears..

*puts in 3 silver sickles* :D

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Door swings open and out steps Death from Diskworld dressed as Santa


Inserts two bits

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Out falls two bits of fluff.

Inserts old-fashioned florin

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Out pops a nice bowl of Panzanella

*inserts 1 galleon*

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Out sails The Black Pearl


*Slides in a Centauri Ducat*

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A voice is emitted by the machine.

"What do you want?" it asks. "Oh, nevermind. Everyone likes Spoo, right?"

You get Spoo.

Kath sticks in a Gettone

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Out comes two slices of pizza

*inserts a wooden nickle*



( @Kugai :faint2: :shriek: :good: )

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out comes a wooden spoon

inserts a smithcraft half-mark .....

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you got a chunk of metal....

inserts about 200 of those really ugly new pennies.

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You get a bottle of Bonanza Gubarha

Inserts a Sacagawea dollar coin...

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You get chocolate coins, in gold foil.

Kath inserts her work vending-machine swipe card.

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Out steps your boss frowning.


*Inserts six gold Dwarven coins*

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You get back three lumps of ore, two rubies and a diamond.

*inserts 2 Spacebucks*

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... and receive a set of foam antlers

Inserts trouser button ...

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Out flies a fly. It lands in your soup.

Inserts an IOU slip.

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Out comes a lottery ticket with the winning numbers... to last week's lotto.

Inserts a twopence

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Out come Julie Andrews :D


*Inserts four Florins*

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... out comes (with a squeeze) a Renault 'Floride'.

Inserts a half-sovereign ...

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Out comes half of a keyboard

Uses a crane to insert a rai stone.

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Out pops your husband!

*inserts €125,60, along with a rant at the local butcher*

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The machine hastily hands you a voucher for anything of your choice at the local butcher's for a month.

*Inserts AM$3 *

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... gets ten minutes loan of a flagon of beer from the Broken Drum.

Inserts silver sixpence (still covered in crumbs of christmas pudding) ...

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You get back two Christmas crackers wrapped in silver and red paper..

*Drinks beer hastily, and inserts 2 gold coins of unknown origin*

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you get a pie.

inserts a handull of chocolate hanukkah gelt......

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Out come bimuelos (fritters) which are deep-fried in oil, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanukkah#Hanukkah_foods I had to look it up, for its been a long time, I had someone as an exchange gifts one year. :blush:

Put in four quarters

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Out comes an old fashioned Barber :D


*Inserts an Altairian Dollar*

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Out comes a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.


(inserts a credcard borrowed from Alan Dean Foster's Flinx)

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Every thing need for a huge Christmas fest with decorations and presents for all.

Inserts 6 pennies

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you got a licorice jelly bean.



inserts a two dollar bill

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You get back two leftover Christmas cupcakes(only slightly smushed)

*inserts four sand dollars*

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Out comes Muad'dib


*Inserts two Spartan Gold Coins*

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Out comes 2 Sparta men

Puts in 10 quartes

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A quarter-pounder comes out.

Puts in a wampum necklace...

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Out comes a Roast shank of Buffalo.


*Inserts two Coconuts*