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Out comes Dr. Nicholas Rush who hands it back to you and tells you not to play with such dangerous material.
*Inserts lump of Kryptonite (just for a change)* |
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Machine turns green for a moment, then there's a lot of noise, the machine rattles and shaes before returning to normal. Out steps Batman holding the now lead coated lump. He Batglares at you and then turns back and reenters the machine.
*Inserts a Greek Dinar* |
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Out saunters a Greek waiter bearing a menu: apparently the coin was a fake with a misprinted "diner".
*Inserts an Uzbekistan Som.* |
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A package of pierogies stamped with Made in Poland falls out.
*Inserts pesos" |
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Out steps The Man With NO Name in his famous Poncho
*Inserts a few dollars* |
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the machine delivers a few ponchos more.
*Inserts a wooden nickel* |
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Out comes a wooden doll
*Inserts a brass Farthing* |
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Out comes a freezing brass monkey
Inserts a corn doll |
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A series of loud explosions herald its return as popcorn.
*Inserts a laurel wreath* |
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Out comes a Mafia Don leading a funeral procession
*Inserts a pair of Sunglasses* |
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Out saunters Ray Ban.
*Inserts a synchroswimmer's nose clip* |
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Out steps Jimmy Durante
*Inserts a Candelabra* |
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The machine lights up (and ejects a used candle with the announcement "You're getting on my wick").
*Inserts an Android tablet* |
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Out steps Data who takes the book he was reading back and reenters the machine
*Inserts a bottle of Kanar* |
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The machine asks "Bajoran or Cardassian." You choose and it then delivers the wrong one.
*Inserts an Australian 3 dollar bill* |
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It comes out again as a double-headed penny
Inserts three groats |
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A voice inside the machine starts singing "I'm a troll folderol; I'm a tro-ll folderol; I'm* a troll folderol; And I'm going to eat you up." (He thought the insertion was 3 goats!)
*Inserts a completed colouring book* |
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Out comes the Director of the local Art Gallery wanting to show your work
*Inserts a Movie Ticket* |
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Out comes a DVD of Trolls. :D
*Inserts a flat-screen tele.* |
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Out comes a Holoscreen replacement.
*Inserts a Holodeck Program* |
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Out comes Rimmer from Red Dwarf.
Inserts a wedding dress. |
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Out comes a Bridezilla 'Unhappy' with the style and fit
*Inserts an Amazon Mask* |
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A fruity face-pack is ejected at speed and hits you between the eyes.
*Inserts a pillow-case* |
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Out slides a fully made bed with Corbin Dallas on it.
*Inserts a Multipass* |
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Out gallops the fifth rider of Armageddon.
*Inserts a tablet* |
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Out steps Moses carring the Ten Commandments
*Inserts a Roman Coin* |
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Out comes a metal detector bleeping madly.
*Inserts a cowrie shell* |
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Out steps a Sound Recordist looking for more seaside sounds
*Inserts a Swiss Horn* |
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A fanfare of alpenstocks precedes an avalanche of toblerones.
*Inserts an Afghan 'afghani'* |
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A large Dog towing a trolly of biscuits emerges.
*Inserts a copy of Stephen Hawkings book* |
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A piece of card is spat out. On it is written, 'your goods will be delivered after the passing of sufficient time.'
*Inserts diary for 999AD.* |
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Samual Peepes emerges and calls it a good read.
*Inserts a Gold Sovereign* |
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Out parades Louis XIV, who gives you a gracious wave and re-enters the machine.
*Inserts Florence Nightingale's lamp* |
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There is a strange sound, then etherial singing and out comes a column of Elves heading for The Grey Havens
*Inserts an Elven Bow* |
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To a chorus of "One More Door" a band of banned Dwarves appear carrying a variety of captured elvish weapons.
*Inserts a chunk of nedross stone.* |
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Out steps a mineralogist with a curious look on his face
*Insertw a NASA Badge* |
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Out come the stars of Thunderpants.
*Inserts a campaign medal from the Sino-Japan War.* |
Re: The Universal Vending Machine
A long Chinese dragon winds out of the machine and gives it back to you.
Inserts four of my Chinese paintbrushes hanging from a carved wooden stand ... |
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Out comes the first Emperor of China who wants you to paint his tomb
*Inserts T.E. Lawrences Autobiography* |
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with a raucous blarp of its horn; out rolls a Brough Superior SS100 motorbike.
*Inserts a packet of Camels* |
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